Words are useless.
They'll all be understatement to treat this subject.
No, I can not.
This is too much, this is too good, this will make you love life.
RENO 911, RENO 911, RENO 911, RENO 911.
The TV serie (4 seasons for now)
The cast
The MovieThe YTube shit
It feels strange, but have to say, big up! Comedy Central.
Good god, porn industry is fast and smart.
Decadent puritan american dirty audience was probably tired of so called "stars" "stolen" sex tapes (Britney, Paris, Kim, Pam, just to name a few). The XXX marketing geniuses came up with a "your-ex-boyfriend-gave-us-that" redemption:
Two "American Idol" wanna be singers are probably going to make a hit... with their sex tapes. (wait a minute, they are sex tapes, so it's the same.... yeah, OK, just needed an excuse to talk about that). Lovely Olivia Mojica, so innocent, so sweet... so pornable, so Hard Core Idol. And NJ's fresh young singer Antonella Barba, who likes it a lot.
Sing, sing, sing and suck.
oops, sorry, I forgot: NSFW, so NSFW, yeah! NSFW.
Can't wait for the next crazy porn experience.
While we're at it, I mean on american quality TV (Earl's post just below),
ladies and gentlemen, standing ovation, here is the perfect, the surreal, the incredible US version of the Office.
It's not a remake, it's not an adaptation, it's just a great show with an amazing cast.
Just like The World Bank. Regular people doing about nothing in an office.
Check that great mashup, courtesy of AVAAZ.ORG
Sorry, have to go back to work... yeah, that's what she said...
Yo.
Earl smells.
Remember I told you how much I enjoyed the 'My Name Is Earl' show on that previous post. Well, here comes smelly TV... simple idea: you buy a scratch'n'sniff card at your local newstand, you watch the special episode on TV (aired on May 3)... and you scratch and sniff the card every time Earl, Randy or Catalina (...mmmh, naughty boy) asks you to. Sadly, we euro-pee-ans will probably never experience the thing... snif.
thanx to Adfreak
Do-Do-Do-Don't you
forget-get-get-get
To Wa-Wa-Wa-Watch
So-So-So-Some
Vi-Vi-Vi-Video
Cli-Cli-Cli-Clips Clips Clips,
from time to time.
Featuring, the one and only, the fountain, the main place to see, ANTVILLE
Co-staring, the commercial paradise, the capitalistic museum of art, the scree-scree-screening room, BOARDS MAG
For the rest, you exactly know where to go.
And if not, not.
Partizan's gifted director Antoine Bardou-Jacquet is back on track (so to say, he never really left it for the past 10 years...). Anyway, you'll find his latest flick, ''Shell Circuit'' right there. Nice... and that's about it... In about the same-same but different taste, here is the latest Audi corporate/R8 ''Warm Up'' directed by Lynn Fox @ BlinkProds. If you ask me, I'll rather go with this ''must-see-fast-track-car-poem'': ''C'était un rendez-vous'', Claude Lelouch, 1976. Interesting stuff about this incredible ride there. Vroom Vroom Vroom.
there it is. The JOOST revolution arrives. Remember ? I told you about Janus Friis' (the mastermind behind Kazaa & Skype) Venice Project on a previous post. Well, now it's alive (sort of). Get an invitation (or wait until it's totally open...) and enjoy TV on the net.
And I mean it, real TV on the real net. We'll talk about it again my friends, hello tomorrow.
Words are useless.
